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this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

LOS DIABLITOS,  i just need this here again ok,  .
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doodle,  ;macinaux,  //wow i need to have this on this blog this is them in a nutshell,  .
"If you ever touch me again I will kick your goddamn teeth out." //c:

Shut up, you little troll. You wouldn’t dare, and you know it. She huffs, arms crossed, lip curled with undisguised disgust. He doesn’t know it. She doesn’t either. He’s kicked her in the face once before. There’s nothing stopping him from doing it again.

But she probably shouldn’t have laid a finger on him. She knows how touchy he is about touching. Even what was supposed to be a small, friendly gesture—a pat on the back or an awkward, sideways, one-armed hug—makes him react as though she’d thrown holy water at him. Possibly. She doesn’t have a word for what he is other than “demon”, but he’s probably not the kind that can be exorcised.

Her eyelids fall halfway. She tips her head to the right, stare deadpan, and sighs in exasperation. You need to grow up, Grey. This is not cute. Do you really think your mother would bear ill will toward you?” But she’s not his mother and she knows it. She hasn’t got a clue what his birth parents are like or if they’re why he’s so bitter and closeted. Even so, he’s called her “mom” more than “friend” and though she knows he means it as an insult, she’ll take what she can get.

Is it worth the trouble? Not really. Does she want him to have the satisfaction of believing she thinks him a disappointment? Never. He’s annoying and insufferable and she’d find a better conversational partner in a brick wall. Still—it’s different from being a disappointment. Maybe she’s stubborn for trying to prove something as intangible as a person’s worth, but he’s just as tenacious.

He has potential. Maybe. For what, she’s sure she doesn’t know. She just wants him around. A smile forces itself into the corners of her mouth. She bats her eyelashes.

Kick if it makes you happy. Just know I expect us to kiss and make up—like last time.

There are worse things than the status quo. She has thirty-two teeth to spare.

;letters,  ;drabbled,  socialsecurityadministration,  //i wish i knew how to describe these two but nothing says it easier than los diablitos,  .
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wes anderson inspired sentence meme


  • "I saved Latin. What did you ever do?"
  • "I was punched in the face. What’s your excuse?"
  • "So we both have dead people in our families."
  • "I’m sorry, I just came by to thank you for WRECKING MY LIFE!"
  • "Mmm, I’m a little bit lonely these days."
  • "She’s sweet, but she’s fucked-up."
  • "I just wanted to say, I’m sorry I threw rocks at you that day."
  • "Hell of a damn grave. Wish it were mine."
  • "I’m talking about putting a brick through the other guy’s windshield. I’m talking about taking it out and chopping it up."
  • "That’s the last time you put a knife in me!"
  • "Let’s shag ass."
  • "I’m going to find it and I’m going to destroy it. I don’t know how yet, maybe dynamite."
  • "What are you doing? Go to bed, you sons of bitches!"
  • "Son of a bitch, I’m sick of these dolphins."
  • "Just do what you gotta do to cover your ass.
  • "If we don’t handle this right, we’re gonna all get murdered."
  • "Be cool on this shit, okay, cubbie?"
  • "Obviously people are gonna think I’m a showboat and a little bit of a prick."
  • "This is an adventure."
  • "I still wish I could breathe underwater."
  • "If you ever touch me again I will kick your goddamn teeth out."
  • "We fuckin’ stole it, man."
  • "I love you, but you don’t know what you’re talking about."
  • "We’re in love. We just want to be together. What’s wrong with that?"
  • "I love you. I never hurt you you on purpose."
i want to be wes anderson too,  but ok these are pretty interesting ones,  .
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"H e y. Endless food for like less than a
 Disneyland day pass for seven weeks?
 Excited is an u n d e r s t a t e m e n t.”
   He just interested in like … all of it. 

       “I mean—it does make a lot of sense
          from an economical standpoint, but
          in  all  practicality?  Don’t  you  think
          you might get a little bored of pasta?

   As much as she likes low prices, even she has
   to admit that she might not want to eat nothing
   but pasta for seven weeks. Variety is the spice
   of life.

ourbloodisthicker,  e:baby makes three,  v:canon,  .
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That’s like nothing compared to my other muses, I know, but I feel really happy that I’ve at least gotten this far with her, considering that having a female oc on tumblr gets you treated like a peasant 90% of the time aMIRITE. But yeah I just wanted to take a moment to appreciate my followers and shoutout to some extra special cool people.


sadiiistic, sickassjigsaw, graham-risingfatedheir, voxvallisnocte, dxppleganger, turnupthegeuse, dislimbing, thatguyatralphs, twoveins—twolives, betterthankeurig, poyaisian, airioch


averyrook, faeinthegardens (ps. I don’t know your new skype I miss you a lot come find me), meridastangledlocks, minaharkersghost, ladyamazonshebeast


youmakemenauxious- literally such an inspiration to me, basically the realest person ever. We don’t talk as much as we used to and we have very little in common OOC but they are my go-to friend for when I need advice or need to have a bitch about things that annoy me. No clue how they have put up with me for so long but man. What a cool human. Follow this blog right now.

mistermaneater- ( just gonna tag my fave blog of hers she has like 90 ) Izzy is amazing, we have been friends since we were both sad little 14-year old weebs lookin at yaois on the deviantart, and we basically do everything together that doesn’t require existing on the same continent. She’s so sweet, she’s really respectful and intelligent and I’m so happy I know her.

puttinghimdown- Theresa’s one of literally two people I rp with who live in my timezone, and that’s great because we can talk to each other at reasonable times of day and bitch to each other about the government. Also she is probably the best Margot Verger blog I’ve ever seen, she knows her muse so well and I respect that so much. Also we’re totally going to make our own tv show with dragons and save Australian television from being awful.

deadnvcrintern and angryinternnoises- I’m listing them together because they’re kind of a package deal. These two are both super cute, hecka creative and absolutely hilarious to talk to OOC. Marce and Stace are two of my favourite OC blogs in the Night Vale fandom, hands down.

thescalesdontlie - wHERE DO I EVEN START WITH THIS GUY I MEAN REALLY. I love this person a lot. He is super creative, really smart and just generally a beautiful human being who understands me better than most members of my family. I’m genuinely so happy to have met him. He’s kind of demented and weird sometimes but he’s actually a personified ray of sunshine and I love having him in my life.

littlemissamethyst- What a babe. Seriously. I love plotting with her, because she’s just always open to anything. We can do shippy stuff, we can do sad stuff, we can do horror stuff, we can do like 50 million weird AUs and like zombie threads and it’s just a non stop party. And she’s generally super super nice and supportive and lovely.

Also a special mention to human—remains, a mostly aesthetic blog where the mod posts a lot of really awesome stuff about his own vampire-themed story concepts. It’s really interesting, check it out.

;off at sea,  follow forever,  oh my god,  i don't even know how to respond to this wow omg,  EVERYONE IS SAYING THE SAME THING,  THAT I'M SOMEONE THEY CAN BITCH ABOUT THINGS WITH,  and lmfao by this point i'm not sure if that's a positive thing ok,  .
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Fuck his allergies.
 There is a Never Ending Pasta Pass at Olive Garden. 

       “Well now. Someone looks excited.
    It’s the breadsticks she’s more interested in.

ourbloodisthicker,  e:baby makes three,  v:canon,  .
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imagine one half of your otp wearing this unironically


;queue,  ;fashionable undress,  .
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ok quick real talk—if i published paranautilus through amazon as an ebook, how many of you guys would buy it?

;off at sea,  tbd,  idk how big a market ebooks actually have,  do you guys still prefer paper?,  how much would you be willing to spend on an ebook?,  it's not even close to being done or anything,  i'm just tossing around some thoughts,  .
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"Well, considering we’re hurtling towards the ground in an unmanned spaceship the size of London, I’d say… Yes, I’m quite confident in my first answer. We are going to die."  

…You’re joking, right? Please tell me this is a j—oh, come on, you can’t be serious! You’re used to this sort of thing. Can’t you find a way to pilot it? How can you remain so calm?

thirtexnth,  v:tbd,  .