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·multiverse and multiship to a degree (see guide)       I’m not a hero.
·one-liners, novellas, and anything inbetween              I’m  a  t h i e f.
·about ten years of rp experience (2 on tumblr)             B o r n  a thief.
·prefers icons (or even gif-icons) over gifs                     Raised a thief.
·also rps text or skype (available upon request)             Will die a thief.
·mun and muse are of age, but nsfw rp is rare 

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written Apr 18, 20141 note · via · Reblog
002:Una. 003:Duke of Weselton, Sven, Bulda, Marshmallow, Oaken. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


002 | Give me a character & I will tell you
  • How I feel about this character: I absolutely love Una. I always have, ever since you showed up on my dash and I started following you. She’s one of my all-time favorite OCs and even when we’re not actively threading having her on my dash just makes me smile a lot.
  • All the people I ship romantically with this character: I’m a Swordfish sorta gal.
  • My non-romantic OTP for this character: Hans and Una brotp for life holla. Although I also love me some Macinaux.
  • My unpopular opinion about this character: What would that even be?
  • One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: More shit that doesn’t apply because what is canon in an OC’s million verses where mainverse otp has everything?
  • my OTP: Swordfish 5ever.
  • my cross over ship: I don’t know?
  • a headcanon fact: She could probably beat up Hans if she wanted to because he’d be too surprised to fight back tbh.
003 | send me 5 characters and I will rank them in order of preference
  1. Sven
  2. Marshmallow
  3. Oaken
  4. Bulda
  5. Duke of Weselton
written Apr 18, 20142 notes · via · Reblog
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written Apr 17, 201494 notes · via · source · Reblog
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Fair enough. But if I ever find mold in your place of residence I’m disowning you.

Quite frankly I am offended that you would even suggest I would cultivate mold in my own residence. I am not a slovenly beast.

written Apr 17, 201415 notes · via · Reblog


As one who. Used to be blond I am. Dumb tired of. Hearing blonde jokes.

I have been. Making puns for a. Few months now and they. Have started to dip me in. Butter before I.

Begin my daily round.

As one who is currently blonde I haven't really had the opportunity to grow accustomed to being tired of hearing them (though I don't think it's much different from tiring of them as a brunette),

How odd to suddenly cultivate a fondness for puns, I thought that most who liked them liked them for a very long time,

What sparked your interest? 

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Yes I can. I have to differentiate you from the other one somehow.

We’re hardly Tweedles Dee and Dum.

written Apr 17, 201415 notes · via · Reblog


I. Oh goodness that took me. Far too long to get that but.

Once I have it made me. Smile so much. That was a. Perfect pun.

Swept out of the rug and. Into the dugout. Thank you for.


Thank you thank you I'll be here all week,

It is rather nice to find a fellow pun aficionado, you might be surprised how many people groaned when I told them the joke,

Actually it's a bit sad, puns are so under appreciated these days but they're so much more honest than say a blonde joke,

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Laugh yourself straight to Hell, pleb.

You can’t call your sugar daddy a pleb, you peasant.

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